The Disciple Who Stinks At Storytelling
Just out shopping for dinner, you say?
And you expect me to believe that load of crap?!
My apologies, but I am in a hurry.
This... is Don Pacino.
You're gonna tell me everything you know about this man.
Until you do, I'll have to hang on to this.
You will return it if I talk?
Of course. You have my word.
Very well. I will talk.
Suddenly you're very reasonable.
This must mean a lot to you.
Yes, it is very important.
You know, when you're soaking in a hot bath
everyone says, "ahh".
I wonder why everyone says that.
That is true.
I mean, wouldn't "eee" or "uuu" or "ohhh" work too?
"Eee"?
Yeah. Try it.
Say "eee" for me.
Eeee...
How's that?
Don't ask me. How was it for you?
I am sorry...
I feel no difference.
Eee...
How was it?
Hmm... I can't really get into it.
It's gotta be that "ah" sound.
Then how about "sahh"?
"Sahh"?
Doesn't feel right either...
Oh, I know! "Fahhh."
Not bad, huh?
"Fahhh."
Yeah, not bad at all!
"Fahhh..."
Master.
Technically speaking, that sound isn't "fah".
Truth be told, I am equipped with a perfect pitch function.
Really?
Yes. That "fah" sounded a little off.
If you want "fah" then,
I think "fahhh" is better.
Yeah? Fahhh... Like that?
That "fah" was sharp, Master.
Fahh?
That would be "me".
Okay then, "meeee".
That's "me", Master. That's the note for "me"!
"Meeee..."
You know, you can take off without me.
Wouldn't want you to get a chill after your bath.
But hey, don't lose that.
These are crazy times.
Losing your keys will only lead to trouble.
That is how important the key is.
Your stories are terrible.
No one gives a crap about "fah"!
Your "fah" is wrong. It should be "fahhh".
In any case, the key is important and I'd like it back.
I'm sure you must have one or two things important to you.
My family is important to me. I'd do anything for them.
As I would do anything for Master Saitama.
Saitama?
Never heard of him.
Master Saitama has given me a job to do.
Is that right? A job, huh?
Let's hear more about this "job".
So you decided to wait, after all?
It's so cold, too...
Are you okay, Master?
It's freezing.
The chill's getting to me.
Did you just look at my head?
No, I never do that.
Hey!
A hot pot? Sounds good!
Really warms you up.
It appears the ingredients are on sale.
Dinner target acquired.
What kind should we have?
There's Yosenabe, Ishikarinabe, Tori no Mizutaki...
Crap!
What's wrong?
Not this one, not this...
Here it is!
Premium chicken sale... for a limited time?!
I totally forgot!
Master, this store's sale is still going.
What?
Hmm... We can just make it.
Oh! But at this store the cabbage is—
Master, if we split up, we can do it.
So when you said "a job",
you actually meant "running errands"?
Like I said before, I am in the middle of shopping.
Now I have told you about the errand I am on for my master.
I've had enough of your—
And that is where I met this man.
Master asked me to go to...
two supermarkets.
There it is.
An alert from a shopping district five kilometers away.
It is four kilometers to the store.
The disturbance is in the wrong direction,
but only six klicks separate them.
If I end the trouble quickly,
I will make it!
I see.
And that's when you bumped into us.
Not quite.
What?
I'm done for...
I am only two seconds late.
Please make an exception.
I understand, but—
You still have the merchandise!
But a limited time sale is just that: limited...
The attitude of that clerk!
Have you any idea how I felt at that moment?
What the hell are you talking about?
What I want to hear is how you and this idiot know each other!
Cut to the chase and tell me what you have to do with him,
the number two guy in the Typhoon Family!
Be patient.
There is an order to things.
I missed the limited time sale at the first market.
So I went on to the second market.
And that's where I ran into you guys.
“Notice: Shop Closing Down. Thanks For Your Loyalty."
Hey, why is this place closed?
There is supposed to be a sale here today.
They skipped out.
I'm sure Don Pacino's behind it.
He recently drifted into this area
and has been poking his nose into our business.
He must've demanded a huge sum of protection money
and forced them to leave.
Protection money? What is that?
Hey, are you okay?{Edit}
This here is...
Don Pacino.
That's a nasty look you got in your eyes.
Hey!
Hold on!
I can't just give this back to you.
Are you with him?
Come on, I wanna have a word with you.{Edit}
So... you're telling me that there's no connection
between you and him?
That is right.
There is zero connection between us.
In other words, we are strangers.
You mean you've been running your mouth all this time
just to tell me that?!
Well, you asked.
And now that I have told you everything,
give me back the key as you promised.
You wise-ass!
Don't you know who you're dealing with?
We're the Pacino Family, with a Class C bounty on our heads!
Is that how it is?
I thought something was off.
Huh?
I assumed you were going to do the right thing
and report the lost key to the police first,
then return it to me, the rightful owner.
But you are all wanted men.
You would never do anything so honest.
In other words,
you had no intention of returning it in the first place.
You fool, how stupid can someone be?
I cannot go after law-abiding citizens,
but with you.
I do not have to hold anything back.
Take him down, boys!
Do not move.
And that is how I was able to get the key back.
But I missed the sale.
Well...
I had a spare key so I was okay.
It sure sounds like you had a lot to deal with.
Master, I am still too incompetent to even run your errands!
No big deal.
We'll just have a tofu hot pot tonight.
This will not make up for it...
Huh?
...but I went by another store on the way home.
Huh?
But this is the super-expensive meat!
Good thing we had eggs.
Let's dig in. Sukiyaki.
Okay!
Ah sore!
Ah, come on
Ah yoisho!
Ah, here we go
Ah sore sore sore sore!
Ah, come on, come on, come on, come on!
ore wa tandoku de seigi katsudou o shi te iru
“I am Genos, a lone cyborg working to uphold justice
saibougu, jenosu toyuu mono da!
kousoku sekkin hannou?? kuru
I detect a high-speed object… approaching!”
kazoku no ada o utsu tame ni
For the sake of avenging my family
hakase ni moratta kono karada
I took this body from the doctor
ima koso warumono haijo seyo
Now is the time to eliminate evildoers
kono atsuki honoo de
With these red-hot flames
tsuyo sa no hiketsu ga shiri taku te
“Wanna know the secret to true strength”
nikki ni shirusu no sa
I write in my diary...
ah kaki kaki kaki
Ah scribble, scribble, scribble!
toire no souji mo nikka desu
Toilet scrubbing is also in my daily routine
wan pan ondo
One-Punch Marching Song...
ore ni wa taosa ne ba nara nai
“I have an arch-enemy I must defeat at all costs!
shukuteki ga iru n desu! Saitama Sensei
Saitama-sensei, please make me your disciple!”
ore o deshi ni shi te kudasai!
ah sore sore sore
Ah, c'mon c'mon c'mon!
ichigeki hissatsu ONE PUNCH
One-hit KO, One Punch
wan pan ondo
One-Punch Marching Song
odore yautae ya tatakae ya
Dancing, singing, and fighting
wan pan ah ondo
One-Punch, ah, Marching Song...